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In this life I am a woman. In my next life I plan to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You get to do nothing but sleep for six months. Yeah, I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate you’re expected to eat yourself silly. You get to eat anything and everything you want and gain as much as you want because you’ll loose the excess weight while you sleep. No exercise or diet necessary. Yeah, I could definitely deal with that.
When you are a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and you wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. Yeah, I could deal with that too.
When you’re a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. Absolutely no back talk from anyone. If anyone bothers your cubs you swat ’em. If your cubs get out of line you swat ’em too. Yeah, I could deal with that.
The best part is that when you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that will have harry legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!